marko jaric'd

someone who gets a girl way out of his league.

Vuk totally marko jaric'd his girlfriend. she is way out of his league

by johnnyhman April 1, 2009

Marko

Marko is a name which shows royality and loyality. Every Marko is going to have a lot of money. And Marko‘s don‘t care about other people. Marko‘s win every game in their life. Marko‘s are quite people who believe in god and let the acts speak for them.

This guy is such a Marko.
He‘s getting rich like Marko

by Trackmark7 November 5, 2017

Dirty Marko

A guy who eats with his mouth open

Look at that bitch, he’s doing a dirty Marko

by Bussyeater August 31, 2021

Markhoff

My Uber-sexy love bot that lurks on irc.PaintballChat.net

* Markhoff rapes pinball in his tight little boy asshole.

by Vicky April 3, 2004

marko

The most handsome man on the planet, who gets all the girls and fucks all the bitches.

movie star looks! marko antonio salis

by marko antonio curiel February 5, 2010

marko

A typo written in marker, where you begin to write a letter with a permanent marker and realize you are making a mistake - but too late! You will have to do it over again.

Oops, I need to fix this marko I just did. This sucks! Now I have to do the whole thing over again.

by sammymerz June 12, 2009

markolepsy

Condition wherein the stated objective is to work but being un-able to do so from a severe lack of concentration brought on by a lack of caffeine and an addiction to magazines.

Tom was supposed to write up his report last night but a case of markolepsy kept him from finishing it.

by Jason July 31, 2004