Samuel Jay Marinos

A curly wurly who thinks hes him. Hes a hair conuisser and has a big nose

Samuel Jay Marinos

by The Bald man13 August 21, 2023

Don Marino

A nerve-grating, skin-crawling, lifelong Miami Dolphins fan who calls into local sports talk radio and is immediately eviscerated by hosts and other callers.

"I just want the Pats to win so we can shove that dork 'Don Marino' into a locker."

by MetaMasshole January 22, 2023

Marino

Marino is a person that is the cutest person in the whole wide world! The person will constantly deny this and it makes them even cuter! The more they deny it, the cuter they'll get!

That person is so Marino!

by Jessiemadeleine September 2, 2019

Marino

Marino Atilio is an extremely sassy Italian child. A very high pitched obnoxious laugh thought he is very unforgiving

You little s*its wont accept Marino

by Soph St. October 30, 2018

El Marino loko

A badass Mexican marine who humiliated multiple Mexican cartel drug lords

El Marino Loko makes men from cartels kiss eachother and dress up in lingerie

"insert name here": OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!!! ITS EL MARINO LOKO HES GONNA MAKE ME KISS MY HOMEBOY OH SHITT!!!

by Hhhhhhhbigassbitty May 20, 2025

Dan marino

You start hard then just fuck it up and leave it smelling like fish

I just dan marino your mom

by Jacob marino October 16, 2018

Rusty Marino

Adjective. A cocktail which was popularized by police pubs and contains vodka, light rum, maraschino cherry, and cream of sumyungguy floating on top, served during Happy Hour only.

"I enjoy dining out and good conversation over a Rusty Marino at the local dive bar."

by ᙅYᙖᙓᖇ ᗪOᙅ™ April 21, 2020