manuendo

1. An innuendo that eats nails for breakfast...with little to no milk.

2. It rings like a bell, like a lumberjack's yell

Wanna stroke my beard? Oh, is that some sort of manuendo?

by not so hungry jack March 2, 2011

Maquiladora Whore

A woman wearing overly ripped clothing (namely jean), native to Texas, New Mexico, Arizona and California (Border states)

That fucking Maquiladora whore just bumped into me after walking her way out of Gilly Hicks.

by TexGeokeeds June 30, 2011

Lizette Marquez

An unbelievably gorgeous angel who freshly descended from the heavens above. Blessing mortals with her endless beauty, just one glance of her big orbs is said to curse you with the hardest, everlasting raging boner you’ve ever had in your life and it will never go away. This is true beauty at its finest, inside and out, and no other being could possibly reach that level other than her. Lizette possesses the ability to steal ones heart with just one kiss from her yummy ass lips. 🤤🤤 Her big triple D titties and thick, long legs and will have you suffering heart attacks, foaming at the mouth on the floor. No other woman on the planet compares to this one, not even close. A work of art to say the least, Lizette Marquez should be cherished and loved by all, especially from her boyfriend Jaden Jacobsen, so back tf off if you want to live. 😏🙏🏻 A walking miracle and the epitome of perfection all at the same time.

Bro, did you see that “Lizette Marquez” just walk by, why do I suddenly feel like fainting?😵 💫

Doctor, I can’t get this boner to go away, ever since that “Lizette Marquez” looked me in my eyes it’s been throbbing uncontrollably!

If I could have my choice of any woman on the planet it would be that “Lizette Marquez” every mf time. 😌☝🏼

I heard Jaden loves his girl “Lizette Marquez” more than anything, it must be true! 😁😏

by JadenLovesLizetteForever October 21, 2022

to pull a Manuel

To have gay sex.

Guy 1: Did you have fun at the gaybar last night?
Guy 2: Hell yeah, it was amaze balls. I met this cute guy and pulled a Manuel.

(to pull a Manuel)

by MissPoopyButthole November 23, 2015

Maquela

A beautiful girl with a great smile. She is weird and funny, even when she is sad. Sure, she gets mad; but is usually always good-spirited and is always ALWAYS optimistic. She is loving to her brothers and sisters(if she has any) even when they are awfully annoying!!!:) Everyone loves Maquela because she is so nice and loving. If you are feeling down, talk to Maquela. She plays a very motherly figure, is very responsible... sometimes. Maquela is very socially awkward and just awkward in general.In a good way.:) MAquela is not pronounced Ma-kway-la.... its pronounced like Makayla(ma-kay-luh) Maquela is a true friend.

Who is that?

You Don't know who that is!!!
No?
Dude! Thats Maquela.
Are you cereal?
YES! Thats Maquela!!!
She's pretty.
I know right!

by Amanderrr September 14, 2013

Marques

Marques is the sweetest, cutest, funniest guy you’ll ever meet. Marques is usually smaller in size but his heart is huge. He has a heart of gold and you should always keep him around. Marques rarely ever gets mad or angry and he’s very athletic. He has gorgeous eyes and a smile that lights up the room.

Jesus, I love Marques...

by PuraVita^-^ June 11, 2018

marquephobia

Marquephobia (noun) - the fear of reading and understanding sentences or only reading words, but without processing what they actually mean

Taryn: are you kidding me?
darren: kidding what?
Taryn: what is marquephobia?
darren: what is what?
fraser: like you don't know
taryn: i don't
fraser: you gave it to us
taryn: gave you what
fraser: huh?
taryn: tell me please
darren: tell you what

or

fraser: wanna go on a date taryn?
taryn: what?
fraser: wanna go on a date taryn?
taryn: with who

by benjamin mortenson May 9, 2006