A Manky Wank

Having your partner shit on your bell-end whilst you wank

Geoff: "Uh uh uh, yeah baby, I'm cumming"
Toni: "Take it out, I have a turd brewing so you can have a manky wank"
Geoff: "For fuck's sake! Now I've gone limp!"
Toni: "You are such a loser"
Geoff: "Bitch!"
Toni: "Faggot!"

by John Lidgley May 23, 2008

manky minge

a fanny that looks like its been turned inside out

person1:i was gonna have sex with this lass last night but she had a floppy fanny
person2:ha shes been pulling her fanny! shes got a manky minge

by u all suck September 6, 2006

Manky Manny

When one has gone HAM on a night out and is absolutely sloshed! They find themselves asking anyone and everyone if they have pissed themselves.

Manny: Yo Ronald!
Ronald: Yo?!
Manny: Be real with me for a sec..
Ronald: -
Manny: Did I piss myself?
Manny: DID I PISS MYSELFFF!!
Ronald: !!!

Manky Manny: It is quite a manky sight so be careful round Manny, cause he long gone.

by AnonAnonAnonForgottenandGone August 6, 2020

Manky hanky

Large labia about a lady's underside, in a similar ilk to wizards sleeve albino fruitbat or badly packed kebab

Man, I know its winter and everyone has a runny nose, but even so, she had a proper manky hanky.

by jivehoneyjive March 10, 2008

Manky Flipper(s)

When you find an old, used, crusty or soggy flipper in a change room/ swimming pool bathroom that has clearly been disowned and will not be missed. Could also refer to an ashy dick.

Oh no, I found another manky flipper!

A soggy or crusty flipper(s) that is described as a manky flipper(s)

by mankyflipper April 18, 2018

Manky Muff

Normally a female has a manky muff caused by Stds / Stis by having unprotected sex

Dam that girl has a "Manky muff" she must have completed tinder/bado/snapchat

by ej2095 January 2, 2024

Skanky manky mode

The mode you go into when you embrace the higher life purpose of being absurdly skanky manky

Im living in the frat house this year and only taking 12 credits, so that means I’m primed to go full skanky manky mode for the duration of the 2023/24 school year. Fight on

by Rizzmachine9000sex July 5, 2023