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meathole mangler

The ultimate vagina destroyer. To bore a women's vagina out until you leave it in to a gaping hole. To pummel the meat curtains.
He said his name was ERIC B , but after having sex with the meathole mangler I felt as if I just gave birth to triplets.
by Meatholemangler June 2, 2017
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moose mangler

A larger and scary female seen mostly at night that is wearing a chain link belt and has a scary disposition. Her too small bottoms are being eaten by her crotch.
Me: "What is that over there leaning on the bar? She is large and scary. There seems to be a situation with her metal belt and looks like her pants are being eaten"

Friend: "Oh that is a moose mangler."

Me: "A what?"

Friend: "You know a moose mangler a large scary female that comes out at night wearing a chain link belt and pants that her crotch seems to be eating."

Me: "Glad I am now clear on that."
by kikispeedster May 22, 2010
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manged

a verb, it is the acted of getting so drunk you do severely dumb things, not neccessarily a black out, but usually
Dude, last night I got manged and I woke up in the hallway wearing some fat chick's bra as a hat and using the dog's pillow as a blanket.
by Mango the mang February 10, 2005
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Mungled

Getting absolutely out of your mind, usually on ellicit substances or booze.
"Man, you look mungled"
"Well I have done 5 pills"
by Mungled December 12, 2009
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cherry mangler

A man who has such a gargantuan penis that he leaves his virgin sexual partners' lady parts mangled after engaging in intercourse, making it near impossible for future penetration and/or impregnation to occur with ease.
Joey: Dude, I've got a major problem. My woman says she can't tell when I'm inside her.
Joe: Bro, I wish I had that problem.
Joey: Yous a crazy bitch, why would you want that problem?
Joe: Because I'm a CHERRY MANGLER. Women fear me and my above average penis.
by SleezyC1234 May 4, 2009
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Mangletron

A Human form of "Transformer", who pilages his/herself using substances until one transforms into a mangled wreck.
Chad has managed to miss surfing yet again this Saturday morning due to his extensive partying last night, What a mangletron!
by chADDerall November 16, 2009
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Mangleable

A girl you think is worthy of sexual intercourse is mangleable.
" Hey Kyle check out that gimpy fat girl"

"She is totaly mangleable"
by Mangle man October 27, 2010
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