Malph

The slang term, similar to a shart, but end result is a full blown diarrhea drip; typically occurs after eating spicy foods in conjunction with alcoholic beverages.

Janice was so hung over after the party, she malphed so hard the diarrhea stained her new white Reebok's.

by Mookie22 October 14, 2017

Malpican

A malpican is an extraterestrial being whose apperance gives thy blue balls on sight. A malpican always finds the cheap way out of things and loves beat up white forces. Malpicans wait an astounding 2 years before cutting their hair. A malpican is truly a sight to see.GETs hella fucking fornite dubs also Chino's best friend.

Alan is a "Malpican".

by PapiLeche March 21, 2019

malphabetization

Incorrect alphabetization.

I didn't want to start an account on this wiki, but when I saw how much malphabetization there was in their lists, I just couldn't help it.

by Kahran042 September 15, 2019

malperson

An annoying person (usually a brother) who bullies you, calls you mean names, rude, and overall a pretty bad person.

Person 1: don’t be such a malperson

by IronTroopy January 22, 2020

malperson

An annoying person (usually a brother) who bullies you, calls you mean names, rude, and overall a pretty bad person.

Person 1: don’t be such a malperson

by IronTroopy January 22, 2020

Malphegeous

Real fucking sideways

Penelope went through my phone and then proceeded to come at me all Malphegeouslly

by StrawCherry March 31, 2020

Malpholomer

A pedophile that prefers their victims ugly and/or overweight.

Tina - “Oh I’m sorry to here that Timmy is missing! How old and how much did he weigh?”

Marge - “165 at 6 years old”

Tina - “oh you should check the register for malpholomers it n the area.”

by Wintergnome July 16, 2020