The slang term, similar to a shart, but end result is a full blown diarrhea drip; typically occurs after eating spicy foods in conjunction with alcoholic beverages.
Janice was so hung over after the party, she malphed so hard the diarrhea stained her new white Reebok's.
by Mookie22 October 14, 2017
Get the Malph mug.the act of giving oral sex in order to hide ones inablility to summon an erection. Named for the character from Happy Days.
Joanie (spread eagle and signalling Ralph Malph to plow her)- Come on, Malphie, gimme the high hard one.
Ralph - Uh, Joannie, Uh, aren't we moving a little fast?
Joanie- you sound like Chachi, ya big wuss. Whip it out, goddammit!
Ralph - (gazing wildly about till he remembers how he solved this with Potsie just last week. Nods.)Aha!
(laugh track)(bends over into Joanie's lap and buries his face in her little Mrs. C. Note to director: Remember this is supposed to be the fifties and it's network television. Ralph's face must be surrounded by Joanie's ungroomed muskpelt in order to get past the censors.)
Joanie- Unngh!(Leans back and smiles)
(laugh track chuckles and full roars as this goes on for awhile. Joanie checks her watch- laugh track).
Joanie- (Winces)Hey, Ralphie, it's not a punching bag!
Ralph- (Through his teeth) I still got it!
(Applause, fadeout, roll credits).
Ralph - Uh, Joannie, Uh, aren't we moving a little fast?
Joanie- you sound like Chachi, ya big wuss. Whip it out, goddammit!
Ralph - (gazing wildly about till he remembers how he solved this with Potsie just last week. Nods.)Aha!
(laugh track)(bends over into Joanie's lap and buries his face in her little Mrs. C. Note to director: Remember this is supposed to be the fifties and it's network television. Ralph's face must be surrounded by Joanie's ungroomed muskpelt in order to get past the censors.)
Joanie- Unngh!(Leans back and smiles)
(laugh track chuckles and full roars as this goes on for awhile. Joanie checks her watch- laugh track).
Joanie- (Winces)Hey, Ralphie, it's not a punching bag!
Ralph- (Through his teeth) I still got it!
(Applause, fadeout, roll credits).
by Pantaloon January 28, 2008
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Malihah is an indirect Quranic name for girls that means “woman with happy glowing face”, “beautiful”, “well-spoken”. It is derived from the M-L-H6 root (salt, beauty) which is used twice in the Quran.
-It is He who released the two bodies of flowing water, one sweet and fresh and the other salty and bitter, and set up an insurmountable barrier between them. (Quran 25:53)
-It is He who released the two bodies of flowing water, one sweet and fresh and the other salty and bitter, and set up an insurmountable barrier between them. (Quran 25:53)
Malihah is so beautiful
by Gabriel1 November 8, 2016
Get the Malihah mug.Malpotusement: A bad Presidential Administration. Mal in French is (bad) and the rest is easy to figure out.
Four years of malpotusment is long enough, but eight years of malpotusment is unfair punishment for everyone.
Malpotusment exists whenever the administration in government does not serve in the best interest and welfare of the majority of US citizens.
Malpotusment exists whenever the administration in government does not serve in the best interest and welfare of the majority of US citizens.
by Doublebogey August 24, 2006
Get the Malpotusment mug.maliha is the sweetest, most caring and loveable person out there. she will always put others before her self and will never fail to make you smile or to make u feel loved. she is the most beautiful girl in school, although she doesn’t see it, she is. maliha is perfect, nothing can compare. she is the best bestfriend you could ever ask for. she will drop absolutely everything to make sure you are alright. she’s got these big eyes that look right through ur sole. but damn she’s a bad bitch. when you first meet her she’s shy but when she gets comfortable around you, that’s when ur badass and crazy side shows. maliha is hilarious, and her laughter is contagious. her smile is the most precious thing you will ever see. she has the perfect body and the nicest hair. she’s goofy and silly but she’s also really brave and outgoing. she goes through stuff that no one else knows abt but she doesn’t let that stop her from living her life. she fights silent battles alone. but she’s strong and she keeps fighting. the world needs more people like her. we love maliha.
guy one: omg bro who’s that girl she’s absolutely beautiful
guy two: dude that’s maliha, i heard she’s the nicest girl around
*both drool*
guy two: dude that’s maliha, i heard she’s the nicest girl around
*both drool*
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She's a yenta and a malchamoovitz.
by Murray Haldanish September 19, 2019
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