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The slang term, similar to a shart, but end result is a full blown diarrhea drip; typically occurs after eating spicy foods in conjunction with alcoholic beverages.
Janice was so hung over after the party, she malphed so hard the diarrhea stained her new white Reebok's.
by Mookie22 October 14, 2017
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