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MALIA BIZE

by urmom6989 May 2, 2022
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dirty malia

When a girl named Malia’s pussy smells so bad you have to cover your ears because that smells like straight ass bruh like no cap.Then she rubs her disgusting pussy lips all over your face and sharts.
Damn that girl is so crazy she gave me the worst dirty Malia of my life
by Atx.jit25 April 15, 2020
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Malia Loves Marcos

Malia obviously loves Marcos the most (end of story). This is a common fact.
“Hey Malia I love you
“ Marcos i love you the most
“What no I do”
Actually... it’s a common fact Malia loves Marcos the most.”
“Oh. Ok”
by I’m not the buttface December 25, 2018
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drop off sasha and malia at the pool

drop off a deuce---pinch a piping hot one. Dropping off the kids at the 'White House.'
Taking a dump.
I've got to drop off sasha and malia at the pool and then also take a mean piss.
by Ian Strazky January 20, 2009
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Malia

Malia is a emo person shes gay

Malia is a town in northeast Crete, near Herakleion, very famous for it's amazing nightlife.
It is a very popular tourist destination, mainly among young Brits, like Kavos, Zante and Kos.
The strip is full of nightclubs and bars and it's the perfect place for unforgettable, crazy, booze filled holidays.

The boys from the Inbetweeners went there on a lads holiday in the 2011 Inbetweeners movie.
have you seen malia?
yes

where?
yes
by Lustbubs November 23, 2021
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Malia

Malia is a beautiful, smart, flirtatious, sexy person. She can steal anyone’s man if she wants. She can be very courageous and she s extremely friendly. Can be very silly and childish when she wants to be. She will accept you no matter what and support you.
Omg! Malia is so amazing!
by Kissy-mal678 November 23, 2021
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Malia

she has big tits and a big ass.
have you seen malia.
yeah she has big tits and a big ass
by unkonwn1011 November 1, 2022
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