When a girl named Malia’s pussy smells so bad you have to cover your ears because that smells like straight ass bruh like no cap.Then she rubs her disgusting pussy lips all over your face and sharts.
by Atx.jit25 April 15, 2020
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“ Marcos i love you the most”
“What no I do”
“Actually... it’s a common fact Malia loves Marcos the most.”
“Oh. Ok”
“ Marcos i love you the most”
“What no I do”
“Actually... it’s a common fact Malia loves Marcos the most.”
“Oh. Ok”
by I’m not the buttface December 25, 2018
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Taking a dump.
Taking a dump.
by Ian Strazky January 20, 2009
Get the drop off sasha and malia at the pool mug.Malia is a very weird person, has terrible taste in music, green hair and loves to say yeehaw. Malia over all is very interesting.
Yeehaw its malia
by My dog indigo April 12, 2019
Get the Malia mug.The perfect couple. Absolute goals. Every couple wishes they could be them. They are very different in hight but compliment each other perfectly. They are the cutest together. Malia is a fantastic kisser. And Tyler has already made plans to make a move on her. You wish you could be them. Malia's and Tyler's are perfect for each other!
by Yeaaaboiiiiiii May 16, 2017
Get the malia and tyler mug.A woman with this name is the closest physical embodiment to divinity. They are pure of heart aswell as being very attractive and beautiful. Are well mannered, soft spoken and will always fight for the people and things they hold close to them. They are nurturers and enjoy being around nature. There is something about them that others find mysterious and alluring. It is easy to fall for an Ana Malia, but despite their kind, gentle nature, they are always loyal to themselves before any other and will leave a trail of broken hearts if the situation calls for it. They were probably the girl everyone had a crush on in school.
by lanz. May 11, 2020
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