Malcolm

A retarded Jew who is terrible at rainbow six but yet he thinks he’s amazing after coming silver 5. Has a mad crush on every one of his girl friends who immediately friend zone him.
Can Malcolm come?

No he’s so annoying please don’t invite him.
by Zack0001 December 03, 2019
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Malcolm is a kind and adventurous person. He will never let you down and is very determined. They are very athletic. He is cheeky, yet very generous. Malcolms are funny and have a very fun and care - free vibe to them. He might not show it often, but Malcolms care for you very much. He will always put you in a good mood.
Tom: Have you seen that guy over there climbing up the school?

Josh: Yeah, he must be a Malcolm! Always getting himself into trouble, but I heard he’s a great friend.
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A very peng guy often good at football and uses various type of skills in football and to move to gyal. He’s seen as a gyalist and beats a lot and I mean ALOT

HES NOT A WHITE OLD MAN HES BLACK
Damn can tell he’s called Malcolm I want to be like him
by Showkey814 GANG January 28, 2018
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Malcolm is a guy who seems to be a really big jerk and will take any opportunity to make fun of you but once you get to know him, he becomes the sweetest/nicest guy. He's seriously a lot of fun once you get to know him. He's also super smart and funny and of course, he's is super cute and hot. Having a Malcolm in your life is well worth it.
"Damn that guy is cute but he's so mean!"
"Become friends with him, that's Malcolm"
by dimess March 19, 2018
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Malcolm is a weird person. Usually someone who will eat anything, as long as it fits in his mouth. He generally has blond hair and blue eyes. Almost always nice, but small things will tick him off, so you should definitely watch what you say around him. Athletic, but not the brightest, he is always friendly and ready to joke around. He'll make a great friend, but will sometimes gross you out. He can be nerdy or geeky, sometimes both, but he tends to lean towards nerdy. He's usually at the center of attention, and he likes being there, often drawing attention to himself. But make no mistake, his is well-admired and you will probably like him.
"Ugh, I hate him!"

"But he's a Malcolm!"
by 0_Hadifer_0 April 20, 2018
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