harry maguire

a retard that defames manchester united by scoring own goals and overall he plays like his brain is missing

if harry maguire played during the sir alex era, his contract would've been terminated mid season

by ih8footy June 16, 2023

Harry Maguire

worst defender in foot ball of all times , Harry maguire is always a joker . He is some one who cannot even tackle the ball from a 6 year old and can score own goals from any angles . Despite that , he still thinks of himself of a god of defence . Harry Maguire is in love with prisons of greece after he was jailed there

Harry maguire : I can tackle the ball from anyone

next match...
He loses the ball to everyone

by 1234567878900chdjswx February 19, 2023

Harry Maguire

The definition of a Goat

truly the best football player of all time

person 1:"do you know Harry Maguire scored 800 goals against man utd"
person 2:"wow he's such a goat what team does he play for"
Person 1:"man utd"

by AndrewTate Love child/husband January 03, 2023

Al maguire

The true definition of THE MAN
Smashing life on a regular basis, being attractive to all sexes, the closest to perfect humanity has. NO ONE COMES CLOSE !

Dude you just scored a touchdown in the Liverpool game!!
And also a home run in one bat ! Your truly the "Al maguire "

by Blissfully unaware February 02, 2018

Solomon Maguire

Usually a name for a tall and athletic boy that could be attractive. A Solomon tends to be self absorbed and unkind. They often suck at languages including French, Spanish and Italian. Their English is limited and can often be a hinderance to the class. A Solomon can be addicted to his phone as he tries to attract attention from girls whom are not interested. However, a Solomon can be a moderately good friend.

Oh look Solomon Maguire finally hit a home run!

by sololover563890 November 13, 2019

Lizzy Maguire

Verb

When you fap in front of a person, double pump them and pull-out.

Example 1: I was with Mandy, scared my parents would could home so I Lizzy Maguire'd her quick.
Example 2: SKT T1 got Lizzy Maguire'd by Gen G

Example 3: woman 1: Hey, how was your evening last night with John Doe?
woman 2: Not great, he Lizzy Maguired me.

by SuperJarydtvtube September 09, 2020

Tim Maguire

A god like figure. A fatherly figure to all of his students, his powers put you in a love spell where you get lost in his beautiful eyes.

I saw tim maguire and immediately fell for his sexy body.

by The station predator August 22, 2021