magpie

don't look that scary unless you know what they can do

will swoop you and poke your eyes out if you disturb them

some bikers wear zip ties on their helmets to keep them away

at some point in the year a lot of magpies will come out and that's when swooping season starts

me: "watch out for that magpie, you might not come home alive"

friend 1: "..."

by cosmicretard August 9, 2021

Magpie

A person, especially a woman, who is attractive but who's personality is garbage. Attractive coloring but a bitch/jerk.

"That girl is hot."
"Too bad she's a Magpie."

by EvilErnieSSK October 8, 2020

Magpie

Vibrator, For your vagina. Opposite of Condom. Also useable to clean ur vagina. (If its bloody)

Oh no my small Vagina is wet. WHERE'S MY MAGPIE?

by Li3ral0v3r May 16, 2018

Magpie

A magpie is someone who “already threw their portion” magpies are known to throw mag amounts

Wow, that guy in the BlackHawks Jersey is such a magpie

by Magly November 22, 2018

Book Magpie

A person who buys and collects books, but never reads them.

Been a real Book Magpie, bought the entire works of Pratchett, Dostoevsky, Christie, and Marx, to fill my bookshelf up.

by Frojo Swaggins November 9, 2023

A Magpie

A Magpie is sometimes used to describe a person that finds what could be a piece of junk to some, very interesting, and take it. This could be a rock, and piece of colored glass, a button, a bone, a bottle. They tend to collect their treasures, and even hoard them.

"Dude, Tilly is A Magpie. She literally picked up a random bottle cap when we were walking and acted like she found gold."

by [redacted]] June 25, 2023