Fist Magnet

The kind of person who despite your best efforts draws your fist to the face swiftly and repeatedly.

Kurt is a Fist Magnet. I would like to punch him repeatedly.

by Cheese Daddy December 11, 2014

Bang Magnet

A chick who can't help but get laid, it's in her attitude,looks, DNA, upbringing, etc. I.E, a doorknob.

Jenny was the firm's bang magnet, all the new interns were drawn to her and would indeed get there shot in the file room.

by Thumblewort October 09, 2008

chick magnet

A guy who can draw ladies right to him.

My brother Thomas is a big chick magnet!

by A Really Bucking Fastard August 26, 2012

Shit Magnet

Person who for some inextricable reason attracts bad things and events to happen to them.

That bloke's a complete shit magnet - If he fell into a flowerbed he'd still smell of cack.

by Paul Gunn November 04, 2004

magnet knees

The art of a female keeping her legs closed to avoid any sexual advances.

I tried my best to get to third base with Gwen, but I didn't stand a chance with her magnet knees!

by Mr. Bill III December 02, 2015

maggot magnet

A nickname for the 45th President of the United States..

All those wiseguys surrounding the trumpadumpster lead us to call him the maggot magnet.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 26, 2019

Magnet of Crysteries

Magnet of Crysteries is actually Cabinet of Mysteries said by a drunk "dead" robot named Vision after accidentally eating a chewing gum. No offence Wanda!

Illusion : And now ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Glamour: Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion: Yeah, yeah, what she said.

by Loki approves Johnlock February 05, 2021