Early Grave Management/ E.G.M

E.G.M also know as Early Grave Management was Founded By ( kE & bZ ) YOU PLAY YOU LAY it’s that simple I mean it’s right in the name earl-lee gray-ve man-a-ge-ment

- their names are spelled backwards for the slow ones

Aye boy you heard bout E.G.M ya ass bet not get caught lacking on soul on my kids yo grave gon get managed early - some wise old man

Early Grave Management/ E.G.M

by Some Wise Old Man June 14, 2022

I’m an idiot

Do not talk to me

I’m an idiot. Gotta stand on the stage

by WorseThanHitler October 24, 2020

I'm an idiot

Don't worry, you're not the only one.

"I'm an idiot."

by world's best idiot June 14, 2021

I'm an idiot

used when you just fucking hate yourself

Guy 1: "Have you seen my hat?"
Guy 2: "It's on your head..."
Guy 1: "I'm an idiot"

by howtogetusername October 17, 2021

mmanassama

A tiktoker with the best music taste ever, has amazing opinions, and people who disagree probably have 0 taste.

Person 1: did you see mmanassama’s tiktok?

Person 2: Yeah! I watch all of Alex’s videos, he has the best taste

by Nerdpilled April 2, 2022

mmanu

To Prematurely ejaculate on a woman who was expecting mind-blowing, eye-rolling, toe-curling sex. A word originating from the Bulawayo region of Zimbabwe named after the guy(A contraction of eMMANUel) that inflicted this travesty on the girl he had worked up into a frenzy with too much conversation that he couldn't backup even the littlest action. He claimed over excitement as his defence.
E.g. I finally gave him the time of day and the jerk pulled a mmanu on me.

It can also be used as a verb. To ejaculate in a stupid way

Pulling a mmanu on a horny woman is cruel and unusual punishment.
We tried to have funch and he mmanued all over my skirt.

by Zimbo-rita March 5, 2015

ho-mmando

adj. A woman's state of dress when she neglects to don undergarments. The female equivalent of going commando.

"Dude, what's that smell?"

"I think Elisa went ho-mmando."

by ho-master September 18, 2009