lurker

a person who reads the posts on a forum, message board, etc, but does not post

The guy was just another lurker with no life.

by Light Joker August 28, 2005

Lurker

A lurker is someone who always just seems to be there, no matter where it is.

You always expect them to be there, because they pop up out of no where.

A lurker will often try and play it off as a joke when you confront them, but it's not a joke.

Anthony: That Jessica is such a lurker.
Trey: Yeah, she's always around.

Marcus: She just pops up unnoticed.

Antonio: Yeah, seriously!

Johnny: F-in Lurkin

Jessica: Hey guys!
Alec: AHHHHH!

Luke: Can you not lurk so much, Jessica?

Jessica: Oh luke! You're so funny!

Maddy and Davi: It's not funny

by cooolkids! June 12, 2009

Larger Visor

Performs a similar task to beer goggles. Has the uncanny ability to make unattractive people magically attractive. Nb effects can often be short lived.

Man, the girl I went home with looked so hot last nite, but I saw her again this morning without the larger visor and it was not a pretty sight.

by Big Phil September 16, 2004

Lurker

A turd that refuses to be flushed, hangs out just barely visible below the escape hatch

Dude, I pinched this massive loaf, but after flushing 3 times, I still noticed a lurker.

by Link, Inc. February 18, 2015

Larger'd

The act of heavy sighing when even slightly inconvenienced. Attribute is most common in yuppies or self proclaimed mayors of trashy towns.

I know I have nothing else to do, but I feel so larger'd! *sighhhhhh*

by That1guy45356 November 8, 2019

Lurper

A tweaker on meth ; tweaking ; someone who does dope ; a person who uses Meth

That Lurper has been window peeking all hours of the day.
Damn Lurper needs to put the pipe down swearing there is some one in the trees watching them.

by ambii.biiatch April 4, 2020

Lurker Luck

Someone who joins a Fifa Discord and never talks but is a lucky shit when it comes to packs

Ahh look... another Lurker getting that mad Lurker Luck.

Cunt.

by UrDaSellsAvon... October 18, 2020