Personal lubricant (usually flavoured and/or scented) which can also be smeared onto a woman's lips and used in lieu of lipgloss.
"Shit, Othon...my lips are chaffing after giving you bj and I left my chapstick back in Australia. Would you hand me the lube-gloss?"
by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 1, 2009
Get the Lube-Glossmug. by Yellaws Ttocs October 19, 2008
Get the Fallopian Lubemug. A special formula; high quality branch-off of KY-jelly.
When one needs to yang bang and do it properly, they use this specially made lubrication. Proper yangbanging cannot be practiced without bang lube.
When one needs to yang bang and do it properly, they use this specially made lubrication. Proper yangbanging cannot be practiced without bang lube.
Girl 1: So Paul, did you bring the good stuff?
Girl 2: Yeah Paul, did you bring the bang lube?
Girl 3: I hope you brought more than one bottle; we're gonna need at least one bottle per bicep, then one for your yangbanger!
Paul Yang: Girls, can you hear me? Am I clear? I brought a whole case of bang lube, don't worry. I've got enough for a paul-nighter!
Girl 2: Yeah Paul, did you bring the bang lube?
Girl 3: I hope you brought more than one bottle; we're gonna need at least one bottle per bicep, then one for your yangbanger!
Paul Yang: Girls, can you hear me? Am I clear? I brought a whole case of bang lube, don't worry. I've got enough for a paul-nighter!
by David Becks August 19, 2008
Get the bang lubemug. Old man: "Damn i used the maple syrup again honey i need to call Lube alert"
Lube man: "hello sir how can i help you?"
Old man: "help lube alert im stuck and i can't pull out!"
Lube man: "hello sir how can i help you?"
Old man: "help lube alert im stuck and i can't pull out!"
by Abtou April 13, 2009
Get the Lube Alertmug. Used to describe a situation, person, or thing that demonstrates extreme immaturity, naivity, and innocence, often related to a lack of sexual experience.
Usually includes a hint of outrageousness, but can refer to a simple awkward situation.
Usually includes a hint of outrageousness, but can refer to a simple awkward situation.
Oh my gosh, Max got naked infront of everyone without even hesitating. He's the least noob to lube person ever!
Look at how noob to lube they are with that pinata.
Look at how noob to lube they are with that pinata.
by #falconpride May 10, 2011
Get the noob to lubemug. The lube fairy is the small creature who places bottles of lube and other necessities in your drawer whenever you need it.
The lube fairy can't be seen, but it's said that Grell Sutcliff is behind this.
The lube fairy can't be seen, but it's said that Grell Sutcliff is behind this.
by Eline_is_a_panguin January 26, 2017
Get the The lube fairymug. The act or attempt in getting bare-ass necked, and having many assorted persons rub scented lubricants onto your now-glistening body, so one may have a grotesque and usually sexual action preformed upon them or another person.
Guy 1: I'll get you back
Guy 2: Whatever you can do to me, I can do back 10x worse, plus I'll be grouped lubed up.
-later that night-
Guy 1: (sleeping) zzzzz
Guy 2: (group lubed and ready) (inserts balls into guy 1's anus and/or various other orifices/solid areas)
Guy 2: Whatever you can do to me, I can do back 10x worse, plus I'll be grouped lubed up.
-later that night-
Guy 1: (sleeping) zzzzz
Guy 2: (group lubed and ready) (inserts balls into guy 1's anus and/or various other orifices/solid areas)
by Teh Duo May 5, 2011
Get the Group Lubemug.