longtail

Noun - Manx English.

Comes from a taboo on the Isle of Man where it is extremely bad luck to say the word "rat".

Manxman: I saw a bunch of longtails stuck together on the subway.

New Yorker: You wha...?

Manxman: Longtails, the hairy ones. The fat hairy ones.

by chlevy November 30, 2024

longtalkcytocin

The oxytocin mood boost that comes from a long, heart-to-heart conversation.

I talked to my new girlfriend for hours this morning and now I have that longtalkcytocin high.

by Handsome hair March 1, 2025

Nose Longy

Cocaine

Hey babe, can I rack a nose longy out of your japs eye?

by Smackoforeskins January 1, 2022

The Longy Paradox

In a trade situation, when coming into a problem on a work site the requires a photo of an area, the moment that the problem is acknowledged the photo destroys itself and any evidence that it ever existed ceases to exist.

“Can you find a photo of the piezo? I can’t find it.”
“Nah there’s not photo”
“Fucking Longy”
“It’s the Longy Paradox mate”

by Living Benefit Card February 24, 2024