Lolita

Lolita is a special, talented girl who is very beautiful and very trustworthy. Always hold on to Lolita when you find her she will always make your heart skip a beat. Always be careful because once you lost her it's game over.

"Did you see Lolita"
"Yeah wasn't she breathtaking"

by Coolboy69420 October 14, 2020

loltastic

something funnyishly fantastic.

dude taht roflcopter was pretty loltastic!!1!

by n00bninja April 1, 2008

LOLtasticals

The name of my iPod.

Me: LOLtasticals
Her: Huh?
Me: My iPod's name, dipshit.
Her: You can name your iPod...?
Me: -.-

by Shi-Anne Colley January 14, 2008

Lolita Tiger

A young woman who vigorously scratches your back during sex.

"Oh man, I got with this Lolita Tiger last night. She seemed so young and innocent, but the welts on my back say otherwise."

by Asna and Safi February 5, 2009

lolstains

The art of LOL-ing to such an extent that one ejaculates or urinates a small amount in their underwear.

DUDE1: hahahah just saw that clip on failbog I was so ROFL!
DUDE2: hah yeh mate its so funny I had lolstains everwhere
DUDE1: oh.. well thats not cool
DUDE2: I know I'm ashamed - was such a bitch to clean off

by Banterbus October 14, 2009

Lovetastic

When your really in love with someone and you never want to let go of them!

Me: Dude, im so Lovetastic!!!

by Lexii7201 January 20, 2011

r/Lolitary

A subreddit full of 35-48 year old pedophiles neckbeards whose entire existence is for projecting their their sexual fantasies onto other people and harass people online. They all have extreme cases of schizophrenia but act like they are always morally in the right. They like to use ironic and unfunny memes unironically in their arguments and also like to make up facts that doesn't exist and pretend nothing is wrong when one of their own is doing illegal things. They also like to make up and keep bringing up "facts" that has been debunked countless times. They don't have a real job since they dedicate all their time to look for loli artworks to harass people and real CSA material to use in their arguments. Members of their groups have been revealed to be actual pedophiles and child groomers multiple times but they will defend them with their dying breath saying fictional porn is worse.

Person 1: So you like you loli characters huh?
Person 2: Yes I do
Person 1: So you like this huh you Pedo *shows real CSA pictures
Person 2: WTF?
Person 3: Classic r/Lolitary member behavior

by PomuHub April 12, 2022