Lobster

When you have such severe cancer it slowly mutates into a lobster
The name lobster comes from the constellation of cancer that is represented by a crab

Doctor: Sam, I'm afraid the cancer has mutated into a lobster
Sam: Oh no, how long do I have to live

Doctor: Five minutes

by Jamal Spaghetti January 13, 2019

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lobsters

Basically the same as crabs but HUGE ones.

Dammit Jimmy! Stop jacking off in my washroom! You've left lobsters everywhere!

by .daniel. July 24, 2007

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Lobster

A casual name for a person you are having sex with but are not committed to.

Jim: Bill, You and Meghan have been spending a lot of time together. Are you two getting serious? Bill: No, she is just my lobster.

by rnnrdad February 15, 2017

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1. A school of philosophy encompassing the works of the Canadian author and psychologist Jordan B. Peterson. The tenants for which can be found in the reference material "12 Rules For Life: An Antidote To Chaos".

2. To be dangerous, yet virtuous, as there is no morality being harmless.

"For such a potentially intimidating man, I don't know anyone as noble and courageous as Jeff. That's true lobsterism for you."

by tHe PeNgUiN oF cUm August 6, 2018

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lobstered

to get beaten badly in a game or sport.Or to get pinched or hit by a lobster

1.Dude,that noob got lobstered.
2.dang i got lobstered by that lobster

by Alex Gonzalez September 22, 2005

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Lobsters

A bigger case of crabs, very hard to get rid of. Oversized crabs on a whore's body. VERY contagous!!!!!!!(an STD)

Nita: That whore Tiffany gave me Lobsters!!!!!
Jay Ray: What's that?(i wouldn't know bcuz i'm a virgin)
Nita: They are worse than crabs, cuz they are huge er!!!!!!

by Jery February 4, 2008

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