An incurable disease that you get by eating too much Meatloaf. Symptoms are: Liking Meatloaf, Being Hated by Everyone for Liking Meatloaf, Depression, and, eventually, Loaficide.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that crap about the kid who liked Meatloaf?
Guy 2: It's not crap! That poor kid had Loafitis!
Guy 2: It's not crap! That poor kid had Loafitis!
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Get the Loafstick mug.When a strange love for a hockey team makes you stupidly obsessed that they will win the NHL championship even though they suck so bad the hookers are out of a job.
It is better to tank the season and get a great draft pick and rebuild a stronger team than to cheer incessantly for a futile future of just barely making the playoffs only to lose badly in the first round.
Infection occurs when when someone burrows into a den full of make be Leafs too much and far too long.
The most common carriers are Doctors.
Only spiders are immune to anything from Toronto.
It is better to tank the season and get a great draft pick and rebuild a stronger team than to cheer incessantly for a futile future of just barely making the playoffs only to lose badly in the first round.
Infection occurs when when someone burrows into a den full of make be Leafs too much and far too long.
The most common carriers are Doctors.
Only spiders are immune to anything from Toronto.
Doc is infected by Leafitus, he actually believes that this shit fucking hockey team will win it all.
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Get the Leafitus mug.Loafing; a verb for a cat when they are sitting down. They have a very particular position, which is now know to common society as the "loaf." Loafing is the action of being a loaf, and loafed mean past tense.
This word has evolved from just meaning bread, but a cat sitting. Cats often loaf in the middle of the floor or in high places, to place dominance upon their humans.
This word has evolved from just meaning bread, but a cat sitting. Cats often loaf in the middle of the floor or in high places, to place dominance upon their humans.
"Why are you loafing, in the middle of the floor!" - A human talking to their cat, loafing on the floor.
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