turtle-loafer

1)Someone who get sexual pleasure from imagining a turtle.

Girl-come on Johnny, how do I get you turned on?
Johnny-I don't know
Girl-well I'm gonna go feed my turtle
Johnny-IT'S HAPPENING!!!! *fap fap fap fap* turtles.........it's the turtles!!!!!! They're so wrinkly and slow!!! It gets me hot!!!! OMG! I think I'm a turtle-loafer!!!
Girl-I'm glad to her that! Because I have a thing for slow wrinkly things too!

by Z4zebra July 23, 2012

Cone Loafer

(invented-by vanessa ruisi) a cone loafer is the hybrid of a dutch wooden shoe and a penny loafer. also means when used in verbal aspects, or sentences..: "Ello Cone Loafer!, Good day to you" "Cone one Loaf" "Loaf tastic" "it's a downright bloody cone loafin' life mate" very authentic in it's use and purpose when it comes to word structure. also very savvy in the comedy department, at random, or directed and other humans, objects, cones, and loafs. Loaf on mother cone loafers!!!! :)

"Fork you , you insignificant weasel cone loafer" "Hello Cone Loafer Good Day to you!" "LoafMFAO!!"

by Nestea138 October 20, 2011

Boidam loafer

When a male pisses in a females mouth in sex

Yo i boidam loafered in that chicks mouth so hard

by Yungggggdougggy August 29, 2016

twat loafer

A young woman that has sex with pussy shoe wearing guys.

That twat loafer needs to be with someone her own age not that pussy shoe wearing asshole.

by Binxi June 12, 2020

Samuel’s Sunday church loafers

Viktor’s fast shoes that broke or smt Idfk anymore

“I’m BFSSCL - barking for samuel’s Sunday church loafers”

by Sister in law flo July 31, 2023

Loafer

One who studies the art of loafing

Also see Loafing

"You're an excellent loafer, lazying around and stuff."

by Slackers April 5, 2003

Loafed up

1. To get into a relationship

2. To fall in love

3. To get picked up

4. Smashed & pressed together like a piece of bread before you cook it

On brand with being “cuffed”

“I’m trying to get loafed up like a piece of bread”

by BlackSunflowerBears August 29, 2021