LithuaniaMan

A bald bum from Portugal who loves to stat pad against shit teams such as Lithuania, and Andorra and ghosts vs half-decent teams

OMG Look, you scored in the worst league, you remind me of a LithuaniaMan

by Jose Mourinho is finished March 24, 2021

lithantritious

a simultaneous feeling of both boredom and hunger

"Bill felt lithantritious after the test"

by mc urtz May 22, 2009

Lithuanian Hot Pocket

A Lithuanian Hot Pocket is when you ask a Lithuanian which part of Russia Lithuania is in, and then turn around so they can shove their fist up your ass.

"Dude, I was craving some fisting action, so I had a Lithuanian Hot Pocket!"

by The Booty Train Conductor January 16, 2018

Lithuanian fat hand

When you’ve spent too long fisting your Lithuanian girlfriends ass that your hand swells up and you have to blame it on a giant mosquito

Gus was fisting his misses all Saturday he came down with a serious case of Lithuanian fat hand.

by Gus the fister June 29, 2020

Lihandra

Swedish cat girl

Avid pufferfish enjoyer

Lihandra is the type of person to only spend a week fishing and catch 2,000 pufferfish and pufferfish only.

by ToastyPog March 27, 2022

the lithuanian flute

When a male puts a cocky ring on his dick, and a girl grabs a needle and pokes flute like holes at the top of his penis. Then she blows through the urethra while pretending to play the flute and ends only when the male says "lithuania".

Guy 1: my dick hurts
Guy 2: why
Guy 1: me and my girlfriend tried the Lithuanian flute last night, its still bleeding.

by Ryu is Bae February 16, 2018

Litha

pagan holiday celebrating midsummer and the summer solstice

Get ready to celebrate Litha.

by creatively_pagan March 31, 2020