Lightbulb-a-phobic

Someone who has a phobia of lightbulbs.

*Someone walks into room. Lightbulb flashes on and off.*

"Oh my holy God! A-a-a... LIGHTBULB!"

*Screams and runs out of room, to the nearest Doctor*

Doctor: I am sorry to say that you have a severe case of lightbulb-a-phobia. You are Lightbulb-a-phobic positive.

by TickleyBears September 24, 2009

bouncing the lightbulb

Screwing for long periods of time.

We bounced the light bulb over Rodeo Vaca.

by Empress Kikikens February 20, 2004

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"

boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

by Sexydimma March 17, 2013

Gay Nigga Lightbulb

A nigga who dresses up as a lightbulb in order to have gay sex with another man. Most commonly used as a way to get quick cash without actually working.

James: Did you hear what tommy did?
Adam: OH YA!!! he was a Gay nigga lightbulb
James: Can I be ur lightbulb?
Adam: Any day ;D

by white-duck March 18, 2019

Gay Nigga Lightbulb

A nigga who dresses up as a lightbulb in order to have gay sex with another man. Most commonly used as a way to get quick cash without actually working.

James: did you hear what tommy did?
Adam: OH YA!!! he was a Gay nigga lightbulb
James: Can I be ur lightbulb?
Adam: Any day ;D

by white-duck March 18, 2019

How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

A Brazillion.

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"

"No."

"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."

"OH. I'M STUPID."

by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis June 10, 2018

the german lightbulb

When you view a fat person from behind while they are bent over

Look at the german lightbulb, its huge

by Rommel December 18, 2019