One legged ghost

the act of ejactulating on a girls face, then covering her face in flour, then finally stomping on her foot.

i was out at a party with joe, and gave this chick a one legged ghost in the bathroom.

by Dubstyl June 12, 2008

two legged tuna

a woman's vagina or a pussy

man your breath smells like you were munchin' on some two legged tuna last night

by 96baybeegurl November 30, 2010

Two legged snail

The two legged snail is a sexual act in which the women climbs on top of the mans face while he sexually eats her. The man then forces the women to curl up into a ball while he is still eating her, thus resembling a two legged snail

"Mommy mommy I saw a monster"

"Don't worry honey you're daddy and I were just pretending to be a two legged snail"

by Cloppingpony6969 May 17, 2016

four legged shower monster

Though often forseen as inappropriate in an educational environment, a four legged shower monster is the act portrayed by two sets of legs in a single shower. though often thought of as somebody with excess limbs, a four legged shower monster is actually two separate human beings, sporking in the shower.

I thought that kid was a four legged shower monster, turns out he was pounding vag. I'm lovin this breakfast sausage.

by the big dipper February 20, 2009

lugged

To Be Lugged; Having luggage lost/stolen at a bus stop, dock, train station, or airport.

I was lugged by British Airways last month.

by Keith E. August 14, 2007

Legged

To simply be an idiot, arrogant, a self-proclaimed god. To talk down to someone. Someone that no matter what story you have to tell, they have done something that is bigger, better, and will ultimately be more than you did.

Person 1: Dude, we went to a dumpster fire the other day, wasn't much to it.
Person 2: Ohh yeah? Well we went to a dumpster fire. It was next to a daycare. There was fire everywhere. I rescued a hundred, no a thousand, babies during a flashover... everyone lived. And I did it all by myself.
Person 3: Man, you totally got Legged

by FF1178 May 8, 2013

jet lagged heart

waking up and/or going to bed on odd hours to accommodate talking/texting/facebooking someone you like and getting "jet lagged"

the girl I really like lives in Spain, so I've got a 9 hour jet lagged heart

by andboomgoesyourmomlastnight! July 27, 2011