Peanut Butter Lies

An intentional fabrication of the legitimate use of peanut butter with the end of goal of anal sex.

Rob: "Do you like peanut butter?"
Admin: "Why yes, I do enjoy peanut butter"
Rob: "Let me rub some on your thighs, its supposed to be good for your skin. I'll just apply it and not do anything else"

^ Peanut butter lies

by Frank Inhaler January 8, 2015

Ball Never Lies

The ball going through the hoop is the ultimate truth to determine if a call was correct or not.

A disputed foul allows someone to go to the free throw line and the player misses the shot, then the disputed foul was wrong since the "ball never lies" or if the player makes the shot then the disputed foul was right since the "ball never lies".

by James Early UD May 29, 2008

one of my lies

a great Green Day song off their minor label LP 'Kerplunk'. Although, like much of Kerplunk is not as well known as their major label debut and follow-up, 'Dookie', it is still an amzing song. Was played at the now legendary Woodstock 94 performance right after Billie Joe had asked the crowd to do the wave, he then introduced the song as 'heres a song off one of our records that nobody has'

ally ---'ill pop keprlunk on'
will-----'great this album is awesome and underpeciated'
ally -----'yea i know, one of my lies is the best song on it
will-------'yea probably'

by Nozza May 22, 2006

Classic Lies

Lies that have been told for generations and generally accepted as untruths. Examples: 1) Your car will be ready this afternoon, 2) Your check is in the mail. 3) I promise I won't cum in your mouth.

I told my girlfriend that swallowing jizz makes your hair shiny. That's one of those classic lies.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

Chain of Lies

1. An e-mail chain containing defammatory or false information that is spread far and wide by partisan believers in an attempt to paint a negative image of the opposition.

2. The act of forwarding sensationalistic, untrue reports without checking their veracity.

3. How lies go viral on the Internet.

4. A modern-day illustration of Mark Twain's adage: "A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."

You know that story about supposed "FEMA concentration camps" in the desert? It's just part of that Chain of Lies started by that militia group in Texas.

by Peter Kobs August 21, 2009

Tory lies

Untruths, mainly political. Comes from the English Conservative (Tory) party who were once led by Margaret Thatcher.

These figures are not true, they are in fact Tory lies.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

The two biggest lies

1. The check is in the mail.

2. I promise I won't cum in your mouth.

The two most undisputed, biggest lies ever spoken of all time. And always spoken with a tone of conviction to convince the other party to relax and believe what they are being told is utterly and completely trustworthy.

1. Landlord: "It's the 5th of the month, and I haven't received your rent check!"

Irresponsible tenant: "Hey man, no worries, the check is in the mail!"

Landlord: "Yeah right, that's one of the two biggest lies in the world!"

2. Girl about to give head: "I really hate the taste of cum, I swear it will make me gag. So, please promise that you'll let me know before you finish, OK??"

Horny dude: "Don't worry baby, I promise that I won't cum in your mouth..."

by Butt Boy 1975 May 8, 2011