Lemon

A sour/bitter person inside and out.

Gavin just stole my homework.

Man, he's such a lemon.

by mel_ June 15, 2017

Lemon

5 words. Worst Meme on the Universe

Guy: Your so basic like that lemon car

by cutiemixedgal January 23, 2019

lemons

something that is not ideal, shitty, or sucked.

"did you hear about how todd's dog died the other day? that shits lemons man"

by yuh__ August 14, 2019

Lemon

The fruit that life gives you. If you shall be so lucky to receive lemons, make them combustible. Then make life take them back. Get mad. Burn life's house down. With the lemons.

When life gives you lemons, make life take the lemons back.

by N1ckHouston February 17, 2015

Lemon

Y’all need holy water bitch. Like seriously, your gonna need some therapy after you read it.

God I wish Jesus would forgive me for writing that lemon fic. I NEED SO MUCH HOLY WATER! HALP!

by blurryfacewhocares September 16, 2018

Lemon

A car that is painted so bright, the observer's eyes turn acidic and begin to water.

I pull up in a lemon. Not 'cause she ain't living, it's just your eyes get acidic. -Pharrell

by eilliw21 May 16, 2018

Lemons

A person who gets fucked by a mermaid.

The Lemons got fucking railed by a mermaid.

by Fairy Princess Has a Penis May 24, 2017