lego

The bane of your foot's existence.

Mark: Hey, did you hear about what happened to Jody?

Pete: No, what?
Mark: He stepped on a Lego. He might need to get his foot amputated.
Pete: Over a piece of plastic? Damn.

by Intelligence001 August 15, 2016

Legos

Legos are the reincarnation of the devil. They hurt like hell.

Legos
person1.Ow i stepped on a lego
Person2. that must hurt like hell

Legos are the reincarnation of the devil. They hurt like

hell Legos

by Uterusyeeturus December 14, 2018

Lego

Any human being with aright mind dreams of having lego sets. Like for real though, if you do not like Lego's then you are a bitch or didn't have a good childhood. Or was born before the first lego sets, in that case why are you on this site?

Anyone- "I love me some Lego!"
Psychopath's- "I don't."

by AHHHHHHHHHH1234 December 28, 2020

Lego?

What someone is asked after screaming in pain, often being the correct answer.

Chorgan: "OWW FUCK MY FOOT!"
Gregon Collerbin: "Lego?"
Chorgan: "Yeah.."

by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity August 16, 2019

Lego

(Verb) to lego: to put something together

Randy: "Bro, I just got the last box of parts in today, you know? For the bike I told you about"

Marlon: "Really? Awesome! So now that you have all the parts, are you going to put that thing together yourself?"

Randy: "For sure, I'm gonna lego it tonight"

by two9seven December 18, 2010

LEGOS

how to annoy English people

LEGOS

by johnyhardrada January 30, 2019

Lego

Those annoying plasic blocks that little brothers leave on the ground for you to step on.

In the middle of the night: Dammit! I told him to clean those stupid Legos up!

by SmexyChick February 6, 2010