Poon-Laden

1. A female the uses the promise of sex to manipulate and terrorize a man.
2. The woman in a relationship who 'wears the pants' and controls her boyfriend/husband. Control is usually achieved by way of the tactic listed above.

Friend 1 - "Man, Joel's girlfriend is a controlling bitch! She threatened to withhold sex if he came out to play poker tonight."
Friend 2 - "Yeah man, she's a goddamn Poon-Laden"

by oShun May 28, 2006

bin Laden

a drink containing two shots and a splash of water

Navy Seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a bin Laden. The bartender says he doesn't know how to make that drink. The Seal says "oh it's easy, it's just two shots and a splash of water."

by thatguy530 December 11, 2011

Osama Bin Laden

The world's biggest doushebag. He is a man who enjoys killing innocent people for no reason, and also likes to fuck men. He is a gay terrorist. He is a cockgobbling faggot, who likes to sleep with little boys.

The little boys ran when they saw Osama Bin Laden, but not because he is a terrorist!

by Theo L. January 3, 2006

landenberg

A small town in rural Pennsylvania. While there's nearly nothing to do, Lbergers find their own fun, and are a mix of elected, wacky personas. The pimple on Landenberg's ass are the big yuppie neighboorhoods, like Sommerset Lake.

There's fuckin nothing in Landenberg

by lburger February 24, 2005

osama bin laden

a polite way of saying ass

1) why are you walking like that
2) there is some shit stuck in my osama bin laden
1) oh!

by Testing February 10, 2007

Osama Been Laden

past tense.

after seal team six kicked in the front door, Osama Been Laden.

by surpriseattackninja October 31, 2011

Canoe Bin Laden

1) A bro who is in the occupation of canoeing, or who canoes daily.

2) A bro who doesnt attend events, and misses out on important routines (ie. breakfast)

3) A bro who missed certain epic things and/or events due to sleep.

"Is it just me, or does Canoe Bin Laden over there just sleep in for everything"

"Canoe Bin Laden there, just missed out on the greatest game of carstle crashers ever"

by Legend34 October 19, 2011