shitless layabout

A lazy person who spends an overwhelming majority of his/her time being unproductive.

I can't believe that Jim skipped another interview to play video games. What a shitless layabout.

by Harmon Smoothberger March 21, 2016

lay a pig

The act of defecating at a friend's, relative's, acquaintance's, or random stranger's house without flushing the toilet. This is done in a casual, or forgetful, manner and the feces is usually never found until the culprit has left.

Dude, Matt, I just went to drop a dog upstairs, and Al totally decided to lay a pig. You gotta flush that shit, man.

by SatelliteDaddy June 16, 2010

lay a cable

to take a huge shit

did you see that elephant lay a cable right on eric's head?

yeah i think hes in a institution now

lol

by RAHH ooo rah un rahhh January 16, 2009

Pussy Layaway

When a man buys an expensive item for a woman but doesn't give it to her until she has sex with him for an agreed-to period of time; the item is said to be on "pussy layaway".

Sugardaddy said he's gonna buy his Trick a Gucci purse but it's on pussy layaway. He's gonna keep the purse in his house and she will get to take it home after she sucks his dick at least twice a week for a month.

by Big C$ April 12, 2010

Lay a Wien

The act of using ones wiener in sexual intercourse. Derived from the expression "I wouldn't lay a finger on (noun)", and its converse, "I would lay a finger on (noun)" The amount of "wien" to be laid can be expressed through the use of numbers, which represents the intensity of ones desire to lay a wien. (Note: When using numbers, the word "wien" is NOT pluralized to "wiens." It remains "wien." Also, fractional values as numbers are not acceptable.)

I'd totally lay a wien on that chick.

I wouldn't lay a wien on your girlfriend.

I'd lay 6,000 wien all over that.

by African Tinkler August 4, 2010

Layanna

The chillest girl you could ever meet. Besides the fact that she has the perfect body , she's pretty, smart, athletic, and super funny. Although she may seem shy , don't cross her cause she's not one to play with. She tells it how it is even if you don't like it.

Boy #1: Aye bro that's yo girl ?
Boy #2: Yeah she bad bruh
Boy #1: Hell yeah , what's her name ?
Boy #2: Layanna
Boy #1: Damn I need to get me one

by XxTrillxX December 21, 2016

My dick is so hard I could lay a brick

Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.

Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?

by tonyfamous November 2, 2011