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lawnmower mouth

Occurs when smoking green that has not been properly cured or dried.
"man that shit from yesterday gave me lawnmower mouth"
"well i rolled it straight off the plant"
by erpoji September 20, 2006
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Russian lawnmower

Russian lawnmower is the art of running over orphans while eunjing from ukrainian tractors
by Retardsлалал May 16, 2022
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reversed lawnmower

When two male partners (of the gay sexuality) "pull-out" after they have "filled the mower with gas", start to whip their penises in a circular motion. One partner going clockwise, the other counter-clockwise, and end up cumming on each other when they meet in the middle. In this production, please don't wear protection... It ruins the moment.
Thomas: Garry, you look super hot! Let's do the reversed lawnmower!
Garry: Okay, come plow me babe!
Thomas: Okay! My cheeks are spread!
Garry: Prepare for decimation!
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lawnmower jeans

Jeans with holes and tears in them. It looks like they were run over by a lawnmower.
Guy: Were your jeans attacked by a lawnmower?

Wearer: No, I bought them like this. They are lawnmower jeans.
by Creepy Butters April 16, 2007
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lawnmower parent

Lawnmower parents try to pre-empt problems and 'mow them down' for their children before they occur and ensure flat surfaces are available for them to traverse...
Oh dear, Mouche is such a lawnmower parent, she just poisoned little lunch for all the children due to compete in next weeks spelling bee...
by mikemilligan2015 March 21, 2016
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Boston Lawnmower

to take a dump onto a person's pubic region and then shave their pubic hair whilst the poo is still in it.
Ryan did a boston lawnmower on melissa and now she's all clean shaven.
by profparnham October 10, 2007
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Ivory Lawnmower

The usage of one's teeth to cut or trim a sexual partner's pubic hairs.
"Vanessa complained of my excess pubic hairs so i asked her to perform the ivory lawnmower on me"

Ivory=Teeth
Lawnmower=Act of trimming ones pubic hairs
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