lava snakes

Bowel movement that has warm and runny consistency similar to lava and composition that resembles the snakes of Medusa's hair.

Michael finished the Tai food and knew he would be battling the lava snakes for the next day or two.

by tehsnakecharmer May 18, 2017

lava juice

When a dude fucks a person pretty hard (male/female) that their stomach starts to hurt. Cum can make it worse.

Matt: "Just a bit of 'Lava Juice' from the stomach. It was a little violent, but I like to be rough sometimes."
Ilse: "It hurts, you bastard!"

by 1rexie July 8, 2023

Love Lava

Synonym for semen, cum or other words describing the male love juice

I erupted like Mount Vesuvius and covered her in love lava

by Bad Guy October 29, 2007

back lava

When you cum carefully onto the small of a girls back and the jizz pools in the cleft. Optionally you can then move her around to play with the lava flow.

"Dude, I totally gave Nikki some back lava last night."

"What, like the pastry?"

"No, not baklava - BACK... LAVA.

"Oh... Gross."

"Yeah, and then I made her slap it so it erupted like a volcano! Then I made her clean it up... Stupid bitch!"

by Travisssss February 14, 2012

lava-lamping

When you eat something unsettling with poo already in your rectum, the gas from the unsettling food then floats around your turds (like a lava lamp) creating intermittent pressure that you are afraid to release for fear of a shart!

I skipped my morning poo and after a spicy lunch I was lava-lamping at my desk.

by GoodeGuy July 25, 2011

lava splash

Meaning when a person says something camp or a tad bit feminine you would say, lava Splash

“Mandem Those jeans look good on him ahlie” you would reply with “Lava Splash”

by Yhman234 September 5, 2022

Filthy Lava

The act of mixing pop rocks and soda in an anus that is pointing straight up in the air. 15 seconds of finger banging and one good fart creates an eruption.

"Damn! It has taken me one week to get that filthy lava off of my new boxers!"

by lovesock October 9, 2008