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Lakers Historian

A basketball fan who is specifically a supporter of the NBA team the Los Angeles Lakers, and wears their jersey at any game outside of Los Angeles of a rival team who are facing the Lakers that night, but do not know any of the current members of the team.

An off-breed of the Sports Asshole (who only shows up to games to boo the home team for fun), Lakers Historians are identified by wearing the jersey of a player who used to play for the franchise but no longer does. (i.e. Kobe Bryant, Magic Johnson, Shaquille O'Neal, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar ) These specific markings (or names and numbers) are a sign that they're fans of what the team used to be in their glory days and don't keep up with who is on the team now while they're terrible. Hence, why they're not identified as a regular "Lakers Fan".

They're also not to be confused as an actual Basketball Historian, who cares about the history of the game as a whole, and not what one team did in three specific time periods.
Fred: Why's that guy wearing a Lakers jersey to a Jazz game?
Craig: Oh, he's just a Lakers Historian. Check it, he's wearing #8.
by Genuine Mind January 12, 2019
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lakewater

Yo homie that mixer looks like straight up Lake Water.

That’s cause it IS lakewater dog.
by Tukyo July 7, 2019
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Lakeaholic

When a person or a group of people spend to much time at the lake.
Missy is a lakeaholic, she spends all her time at the lake and never leaves!
by doglover24 June 11, 2017
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Lakeriah

A skinny,caramel,sexy and, sassy girl that knows how to handle her business. She got them hands and all the boys want her, that particular girl that distracts all the boys with her dark brown eyes.
Oml there go Lakeriah, yall better watch out I heard she mean as hell.
by Arizoni July 20, 2018
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Lakyra

Lakyra is a boss ass bitch and she don't give a fuck what anybody got to say about her.
You see that baddie over there, yea thats Lakyra.
by Ya.bitch.kyra January 20, 2020
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Lakeridge

A place where half the people there think they’re ghetto but there not. Half the students do some sort of drug, whether it be nic or just flat out whipping out their baked bar or cart and hitting that shit loud asf in the bathroom. It’s also the place where we boast about our football team where in the last 3 years have won 9 games in total.
Person 1: what school you go to?
Person 2: lakeridge
Person 1: fakeridge you mean?
Person 2: same difference
by praise pluto August 30, 2022
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Lakesa

LAKESA prop. n. : A beautiful female of the homo sapien animal group. A caring and overall awesome individual. She is whitty and playful banter is a contest; as well as, a fun game. She is very lovible, but shy at times, but once you have known her she is unforgitible.
Lakesa I love you and you make me happy! :-)
by aye-rob July 2, 2013
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