lag 

The scapegoat for bad players skill and/or rage.

Damn lag... OH MY GOD, YOU FUCKING CHEATING BITCH, WHAT A FUCKING LAGSWITCH! I'M REPORTING YOU!

lag by FPS Matthew May 25, 2010

lag 

Something that plagues people in first world countries everyday by slightly inconveniencing them.

"The lag today is awful, I can't do anything on the internet!"

lag by Words and such. February 20, 2015

lag 

slowing of a server because a n00b's computer sucks.

n00b:OMG WTF!? m4d lag!!!
Me: STFU! y0ur c0/\/\p j|_|5t s|_|cks.

lag by dthhand5 April 25, 2007

Lag 

Someone who is not quite a slag. but is a lag.
commonly used when a person forgets to put the "S" on the beginning of the word.

Hey you, your a LAG.

(confuses the reader)

Lag by LizzyG March 1, 2008

lag 

The most common reason why people call others fags and gays on call of duty and halo and other online games, mainly because they think someone is hacking them, and giving them lagspikes, or just that they suck ballz and use it as an excuse so they dont look like they suck at the game.

player 1: dude omg wtf quit hacking and making me lag!!!
player 2: stfu and learn to play n00b

lag by som3username May 3, 2011

Lag 

a feeling you get when stoned

"hey i smoked so much weed, im soo lag at the moment"

Lag by baleh sima August 20, 2011

lag 

Everything in the world that sucks/ fails/ pisses you off in general

Wow.. Rob really lags

lag by Tom March 21, 2005