Kirsten Syndrome

When you can't tell if a girl is either butt ass ugly or attractive.

Student 1: When i was at magic mountain i saw a bitch with a hardcore Kirsten Syndrome.
Student 2: I feel sorry for you. Thats the struggle

by Thebestmothafuckasever September 15, 2014

kirsten

Any of the recherche, sweet, intelligent, caring, girls with inveterate beauty and wonderful personalities that currently reside in Arlington, VA.

if jessica alba could some how have a child with herself, it would be a kirsten

by Funkmasta Flexified Freak November 11, 2008

Kirsten

A Kirsten, is probably one of the most AMAZING people you will ever meet in your entire life. First off she is drop dead gorgoues and has amazing green eyes. She never takes shit from anyone and will say it how it is. But she is also the biggest sweetheart ever and will always have your back no matter what. She puts Her loved ones befor herself most of the time and tries to make everyone happy before she is. People who are most campatible with a Kirsten are usually Roberts or Jadens.

Guy: whoa dude who is that chick she is so beautiful
Guy2: That's Kirsten, I would do Anything to be with her
Girl: ya and she's the bestest friend you will ever meet!

by Urgomshoff November 26, 2011

Kirsten Dunst

The antidote for an erection.

Oh no! I have a boner in public, how embarassing!

(thinks of Kirsten Dunst)

Ah, much better.

by Cap'n Dan October 7, 2005

kirsten

kind, lovable, sexy, awesome, and funny person.

that person by the wall is soooooooo kirsten!

by mr. dr. phil March 1, 2009

Kirsten

An amazing sister.
Who will always have your back, (:

1: Dude my sister sydney is so annoying.
2: She definitely isn't kirsten massey.

by Racccchhhiee May 13, 2009

Kirsten Dunst Syndrome

A woman who by all objective standards is quite beautiful but retains a subtle indescribable flaw that somehow undermines her overall beauty. It is also sometimes known as Miley Cyrus Syndrome.

"Dude what's wrong with you? How could you break up with Carol? She is a fox!"

"I don't know. There was something about her mouth that bugged me. I can't explain it."

(Pensive now) Yeah I think I get what you're saying now. I sort of noticed that too.

"It's like Kirsten Dunst Syndrome, I guess"

"You mean Miley Cyrus syndrome?"

"Same thing...whatever."

by Cirdellin December 23, 2009