under the kumquat

A person of low intelligence; stupid

"No, you're wrong. Christ, you really are under the kumquat."

by Arcturus Kirwin September 21, 2006

Kumquat Quesadilla

A term refering to a very long passionate hug usually before sexual intercourse

Let us engage in a Kumquat Quesadilla and then head back to my chateau for some Midnight Menagerie

by Kumquatunityforeverpenis March 13, 2011

Pickle me kumquat

1) First used as a pirates way of saying "give me your wifes penis"

2) Now used as a statement to attract the opposite sex with vigor and passion.

Why hello there............PICKLE ME KUMQUAT!

by Kumquatunityforeverpenis March 13, 2011

Pickle you, Kumquat!

Scew you, Whore!

Person1: Ugh you're such a skank!

Person 2: Pickle you, Kumquat!

by Dont drop the soap May 21, 2011

feeling like a kumquat

Kumquats are amazing and if you feel like a kumquat you are feeling the best feeling in the world.

Everything is going great, i'm feeling like a kumquat.

by turnthatshiton January 18, 2015

Kumquat

a midget that drinks cum

Jeff is such a kumquat.

by Masked015 December 2, 2019

Kimchi Kumquat

A petite little asian girl. Usually from Texas.

Did you see that little kimchi kumquat walking down toward the jewelry store at the mall?

by The_JDH February 14, 2012