kriss

A russian lamp that's obsessed with sonic and Zhongli's fat cheeks. Also used to describe someone that spends money on a gacha game.

Person A: I just spent 300 dollars on genshin! ill finally get zhongli!
Person B: Stop being such a kriss before you have no retirement money left!

by mazlodowki June 8, 2022

krissed

to be krissed means to be leaded in by incorrect information and then shown a video of Kris Jenner dancing and lip-syncing the song "Lady Marmalade"

"Hey bro, I don't want to be friends anymore..(you just got krissed video) *Song playing the lyrics"Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya Da Da"*

"Bro I just got krissed on tiktok"

by dustyballsacks July 9, 2022

Kriss

The name of a typical fuckboy

A: Is he just playing with me?

B: Oh yeah of course he’s just out there to fuck you.. he’s a Kriss

by ArtisticCat November 23, 2021

Krissed

Say goodbye to “rickrolling”, the latest TikTok trend is “krissing”, which is named after Kardashians mom-ager Kris Jenner

So, if someone has been “krissed” on TikTok, it means a video they were watching unexpectedly ended with a clip of Kris Jenner dancing to iconic song Lady Marmalade.

“When you keep getting krissed instead of kissed.”

by kotabear00000 June 19, 2022

Dirty Kriss

Old men kissing in a dark bathtub as 3 teenagers watch and take notes.

"YOOOO guess what I just did!!!"
"WHAT?"
"I just did a dirty kriss with my great great grand-dad"

"YOO WHAT YOUR FUCKED UP"

by Superheroabilitationcentre June 1, 2023

krissed

A trend where they dance like Kris Jenner from the goochi goochi Gaga baby song

Mike:I’m having a bad day

Jess: lol get krissed

by Maddiedefinitions June 10, 2022

Krissed

Krissed, verb , being krissed is when the mother of like 5 celebrities pops up on your screen after a video or a fact thats cap comes up on ur page

Tiktok: " OMG ARIANA GRANDE IS PREGRANT " then "YOU JUST GUT #KRISSED SEND THIS TO UR FREINDS TO ABSOLUTELY #KRIS THEM"

Bro 1 :"Bro being krissed is like.. the new rickroll bro"
Bro 2 :"Yeah bro"

by SosoVadi June 15, 2022