The kris

Real name christian, literally the hottest chad ever

Omg the kris is here im so wet

by Nakedpandas447 January 15, 2022

Kris

Kris is the most wonderful person in existence. Do you know a Kris? If you do make sure to love them and take care of them. They are so sweet, kind, lovely, nice, talented in everything they do, literally goddesses, so gorgeous, an extremely amazing person and just very cool to hangout. They are often the mom friends, and theh take care of others much. BUT YOU SHOULD TAKE CARE OF THEM TOO! They need and deserve it, loving them will only result to them treasuring you forever. They are loyal and just the true form of heaven.

I know a Kris, and honestly he's the lobe of my life<3.

-"Oh man I'm in love with Kris, should I confess?"
-"OF COURSE MATE! Even if he doesn't like you back he'll be gentle with his words!"

by kdyknyokkmhnhnn February 11, 2022

the kris

the pink thing that comes out of dogs when they're horny

Looky the kris! It's coming out! ewwwww..he's horny!

by meliz January 7, 2005

Kris

A boy who thinks he's super hot..but really he is not.

Kris: I'm so hot

by Tessssssssssssssssssssss May 5, 2010

Kris

An antisocial dyke who likes about going places.

If u don't come you are a Kris.

by Oscar minota October 31, 2017

Kris

Pronunciation: 🔈Kris (spelled phonetically)
Part of speech: verb
Synonyms: honor, reward, etc.
Antonyms: curse, wrong, etc.
Past tense: Krissed
Infinitive: to Kris
Gerund: Krissing
Syllables: 1
Connotation: positive, exciting, exhilarating, enchanting, bewitching, etc.

“Wow, did you see that Kris Jenner herself Krissed everyone on TikTok?”
“I did see that! I can’t believe how far this whole Krissing thing has gone!”

by currentlypullingawickedone July 1, 2022

Kris

an extremely big dumbass usually known as a "LIMFB" a little inexperienced mother fucking bastard!

omg don't act like a kris

by kkllsucks February 21, 2010