Keester

Another word for the asshole.

After giving a fabulous hummer, Sheila prefers to finish the evening with a cock in her keester!

by lick a lotta spokes February 1, 2005

Kiester

1. alternative spelling of keister and keester.

2. Ass
3. Guy who is an ass
4. Guy who has a dick stuck so far up his ass that he thinks that Kiester is a town in Minnesota or a last name.

1. I kicked him in the kiester.
2. I kicked his kiester so hard that he flew over the moon.
3. That kiester is an ass of a guy.
4. That kiester thinks that I just called him a town in Minnesota

by Ekrons December 4, 2012

kestra

an awsome persone with a great negative outlook on life, easy to be friends with,and absolutly HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! she may not be popular but once you meet her you'll never forget her sparkling personality

you: hey kestra can i see that banana
kestra:noooooooooo
you:why?
kestra:THE ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE IS APON U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by nikinola May 17, 2011

kerstie

An amazingly beautiful and gorgeous girl, she’ll say she isn’t beautiful but she is and you have to tell her, she’s crazy but quiet and loves animals

Oh look it’s kerstie

by uhhhhurmomgay May 29, 2018

thanks koesters

Classic interjection expressing your dismay at an epic failure, whether caused by you or caused by others.

I just dropped that expensive vase. Thanks koesters.

I can't believe you just wrecked my car. Thanks koesters.

by Pollster March 4, 2009

Keester

smuggling drugs in your bum...the actual drugs are called keester eggs or stuffed dumplings

by mister fister October 2, 2003

Kester

An inventive and innovative software engineer. Commonly heard throughout the video game industry.

Dude, if only we had a Kester to help us finish this title.

by skookum42 February 4, 2010