maynard james keenan

the best singer/songwriter out there who stands on his own pedastool in the world of music

Maynard James Keenan makes all other vocalist look like shit, see 50 cent

by Novoslosopiate December 22, 2003

Keenan

Keenan is a man with the best looks and the best luck. He always gets the girl he wants and thats just the way it is. You may have a hot lookin' girl but Keenan has a better one or, he is about to steal your girl. The stealing of your girl will be easy due to his amazingly good looks and luck, oh and don't forget talent. Keenan is a soccer players name, so he will kick you in the balls. Keenan can be white or black but who really cares? The name itself is so sexy to the point where girls that are ugly just automatically fall on the ground. This falling on the ground is called passing out which is what Keenan does with his penis. He passes it out for all the beautiful ladies and the ladies indeed accept. And yes, Keenan loves the putang, it is the exact opposite of a gay name. Give Keenan that putang.

Example 1.
Person #1: Who's the new guy?
Person #2: Oh that's Keenan.
Person #1: ...I'm a guy and I have the sudden feeling of gay in me.
Person #2 Happens to everyone man, don't give in though, he will definitely not turn gay.

Example 2.
Girl: Why do I have this sudden urge to shove something in every one of my holes?
*Looks around and sees Keenan*
Other Girl: We all get that feeling... *Passes out*

by kjsoccer19 February 3, 2010

dirty keenan

When you put your face in between your girlfriends butt crack and motor boat her cheeks

Lay down on your stomach so I can give you this dirty Keenan

by Mocha Robinson October 6, 2019

Keenan

a great friend

hi keenan

by suckit696969lmao July 11, 2020

Keenan

Someone who is nice and handsome. They are usually pretty happy but when theyre upset, they are really upset. They have alot of friends and hate to have enemies.Usually an irish name, most keenans are usually foreign or african american.

Dude, ur such a keenan.

by doctor doomsday December 7, 2009

Keenan

An amazing person who is the best friend anyone could ever have. He's sweet, funny, super smart, always uses big words, is really freaking hot, has a rockin' bod, and makes every girl want him.

"Keenan, I want you so bad. You're amazing." -Olivia
"I know, but I love Alexis, not you. Sorry." -Keenan
"Okay, I'll stay out of the way, since she's your GIRLFRIEND and all. And I'm just a friend." -Olivia

by Girlfriend of Keenan. October 18, 2011

Maynard James Keenan

My lord and savior. The ideas behind his music point to the only meaningful religion in this world, the faith of your soul. I'm not talking about Christianity either.

I think I'd crap my pants if I had to talk to Maynard James Keenan face-to-face. I mean what the fuck do you say to someone like that? Nice hair?

by Dan May 13, 2005