Literally the worst person to exist. So dumb and annoying, but undercover name for someone that you hate but don't have the heart to tell them because you feel bad for them.
by NOT Fernando March 4, 2022
Get the kookie wookie mug.She's an absolute queen. She's cool, funny, charismatic and honest. But most of all, she's tough and takes no shit. She might have a knack for macabre or kooky humour and she owns it with attitude and elegance that makes people stop. Girls want to be like her, heck, boys want to be like her! But she couldn't care less, she is confident about being one of a kind. She's a fighter and she's really not into self-pity. When people are around her, they feel like nothing can stop them.
Your friend: Whoa, you know that girl over there with energy of a thermonuclear bomb?
You: Sure, we call here Kookie. If we're lucky, she'll talk to us for a second and we'll be blessed by some of that charm.
You: Sure, we call here Kookie. If we're lucky, she'll talk to us for a second and we'll be blessed by some of that charm.
by MorganParker July 20, 2019
Get the Kookie mug.when you or someone you know decides to feed their own hand to your pet dog. sometimes the hand is cooked (kooked) prior to ingestion.
Another variation involves anally inserting someone elses hand while they are sleeping or dead. Usually done at funerals.
Another variation involves anally inserting someone elses hand while they are sleeping or dead. Usually done at funerals.
by sonofspikerr October 20, 2012
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Its whats John Spencer has. You may look, but you can't touch it. Unlike my Big Meat.
This type of swag is very rare and these are few people nowadays that behold the mystical kOOk.
don't even try to fuck with it.
This type of swag is very rare and these are few people nowadays that behold the mystical kOOk.
don't even try to fuck with it.
Sarah: "what's kOOky swag?"
John: "Is that a fucking joke? "
Sarah: "sorry, im asian looking, i don't keep up with these trends with these caucasion trends."
John: "Is that a fucking joke? "
Sarah: "sorry, im asian looking, i don't keep up with these trends with these caucasion trends."
by Looneyville May 1, 2011
Get the kOOky swag mug.A kookie eating unicorn unicorn is a known species in planet earth. Only one creature is alive in this known species. It is known of having Jung Kook as their bias and they love the colour red, purple and black. They also love Harry Potter and are usually sorted into the Gryffindor house
by Kookie eating unicorn February 8, 2019
Get the Kookie Eating Unicorn mug.A person that's kooky and a loose noodle that acts crazy and fails around a lot. You never know what they're going to do.
by Beggin Megan June 2, 2023
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