Klondike Ger-blar-blar 

A random series of events that lead up to a celebration involving Klondike bars or the consumption of Klondike Bars.

I am so sick of all this Klondike Ger-Blar-blar. Why don't we just start buying our own klondike bars?

Klondike Ger-blar-blar by Daniel Gfeld December 9, 2008

klondike krunch 

Eating the shit around someones asshole. Also see rimjob as it is similar.

Man, that girl was drunk I got her to Klondike Krunch me.

klondike krunch by Donut April 8, 2004

klondike and sundae 

Two dogs that are not as good as kermit, peach and mr. Marbles

Wow klondike and sundae suck

Kermit, peach and marbles are way better

klondike and sundae by Your friendly local potato January 29, 2018

Klondike Kornhole 

After an Alaskan Pipeline you take the condom and squeeze out the contents into your partners anus then proceed to have anal sex with them.

After Bill thoroughly enjoyed the Alaskan Pipeline he decided to take it out of his butt and squeeze the insides onto his partners cornhole then proceed to penetrate him to really enjoy the the changing of the seasons of Alaska by traveling through the Klondike Kornhole.

Klondike Kornhole by itsabat July 6, 2009

klondike barring 

When two women use their vaginas to fight over a klondike bar before it melts. Whoever it melts inside the other has to eat it.

Man did you watch those two girls klondike barring last night?

Yeah dude that was awesome.

klondike barring by buttmaster420 June 13, 2014

Klondike Slide 

A guy takes a shit, freezes it, then fucks his girlfriend with it.

Me and my girl did the Klondike slide

Klondike Slide by casper161 December 27, 2010

Klondike Bar 

When someone combines two pieces of shit, and then ejaculates onto a side of each shit, and combines them.

I would do anything for a klondike bar.

Klondike Bar by Nick Aldana December 17, 2007