kleptomancy

the league of legends rune that ryan zhou has to take because he doesn't know how to cs

Ryan Zhou, where's your kleptomancy? You need this rune because you don't know how to kill minions.

by Kelvinvolcano December 29, 2017

kleptophobe

one who abominates stealing.

I am a kleptophobe.

by uttam maharjan October 21, 2010

kleptocracy

A system of government characterized by rampant corruption and misallocation of public funds.

That country is a kleptocracy in which nothing is accomplished without greasing the palms of government officials.

by Joseph T. Rodolico May 19, 2005

kleptopatriarchy

United-States style ideology

She would have been cooler already, but her parents taught her kleptopatriarchy, and she had to spend a while just rebelling against it.

by Ninja Clan Lord December 27, 2016

Kleptoparisitism

kleptoparisitism

Hunt, steal, hang on, steal some more. Bears in Yellowstone hunt with wolves...like good buds, then steal their elk kill, failing to invite them to dinner.

bitches be too!
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my ex was into that...

kleptoparisitism.

took my heart, clamped on my ass, too... like a fucking deer tick... until she also drained my wallet! Bitch.

Oh, well. Its a new word for a new year!

by Logged_A_Few_Miles January 1, 2022

kleptopigia

n. An irresistible pathological desire to steal pigs or delicious parts of pigs, such as bacon. Usually considered untreatable.

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Why is there ham hidden in every nook in your house? You still got that kleptopigia?

Get off my case! It’s in my nature!

by gnostic3 October 20, 2022

Kleptopenomania

Uncontrollable urge to steal pens, usually unknowingly.

"I think I have Kleptopenomania, I have a purse full of pens and don't know where they came from."

by Middayfog January 8, 2015