kirsty dimples smith

One hell of a skinny bitch. Only poo's once a week. Likes a good moan about EVERYTHING. Obsessed with being skinny and tanned. Likes to stuff mushrooms in peoples faces and make them puke. Abuses her little sister and likes to bully her. Can make one hell of a batch of soup.

loves a spoon.

Woah have you seen that girl over there with legs like match sticks eating her hair shes so hungry?

oh my god shes such a kirsty dimples smith

by feegina December 11, 2010

Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver

The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.

When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.

"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."

"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."

BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

kirsty

f*cking ugly sl*y that pretends to be pregnant and will talk about your business behind your back

“ wow it’s a kirsty look away “

by meow1274 February 3, 2020

Kirsty

Someone that Steven needs to let skeeo or else the kirstyness cannot be replenished. Something something

Omg I should totally let Kirsty sleep, that would be so Steven of me!

by Skirty May 30, 2018

Kirsty White

The Cayootest person ever and my best pal
Love You! X

Kirsty White is too cayoot! X

by Rossferguson March 8, 2013

kirsty mackenzie

... i rememeber the feeling of when something feels soo right.... after that we juust got closer and closer useing silly pet words to comunicate... i used to love hearing her make squeeks and little noises in my ear it was soo cute. i think we got on extremely well and i miss her loads i have never been that close and cute with someone before and not sure i wil again it was like having a best friend u could tell anything and share everything..... i hopes she has as fond memories of our time together as i have she has made such a bi impression on me and i will never forget her.. shes sooo spleshal that all i want is to have her back in my arms.. wearing her as a rucksack lying around having fun and being stully loves you mackers!! :)

kirsty mackenzie is gorgeous

by stueypoo December 7, 2011

kirsty mackenzie

is gorgeous. and shexi and funny. looks great has the cutest cutie bum. wow that bum is awesome. shes tall dark gorgeous. looks great when shes next to me andmakes me feel great :)

i love kirsty mackenzie

by stubear December 7, 2011