Kirk

The man who can’t catch fish

Kirk stops fishing

by zjc November 21, 2021

Kirk

Literally Elite, up there with Drake and the Bigman himself, boujee as fuck, made to drive racecars and Dmax

Kirk so hard yc

by MikiM January 30, 2020

Kirking

To have several relationships with hot women in short periods of time with no attatchment whatsoever.

Derived from Captain James T. Kirk of Star Trek TOS.

Dude, he was so kirking while he was in Austrailia, it was insane.

by Vey October 1, 2008

Kirk

The act of grabbing ones meat

Dude layne just got kirked!

by Masterkush99 May 24, 2017

the Kirk

A decidedly better nickname for Albuquerque, NM. An alternative to the lame names like Burque, the 505, Albucracky, etc.

After Aliens kidnapped me down in Roswell and forced me to eat at a diner in Truth or Consequences and to talk to new age women in Santa Fe about awesome paintings of women hugging coyotes under the moon, I'm so ready to get back to the Kirk.

by G.LO. July 4, 2005

Kirk

Someone who can screw up something particularly on a farm that's completely incomprehensible. Sometimes also used as an adjective for massive screw ups in the Michigan area

Boy you really KIRKED that up ol son!!

by Kfarm90 August 29, 2020

Kirked

To be touched inappropriately while one is passed out from drugs and/or alcohol.

Apparently last night when I was blacked-out drunk, some girl kirked me.

by MirandaRools February 11, 2009