Kirby

Wears her hair in a pony tail all the time, is fat, is a bitch, and pretends to be depressed. She moved here from another city, but no one knows where and she wont say. Always involved in drama. Can't live without her glasses. A total drama queen who will overreact to anything. A unsuccessful teacher's pet.

"Did you hear what happened during 3rd period?"
"No, what?"
"Kirby got hit in the face because she slapped Luke!"
"I bet that bitch is gonna cry and play the victim card.

by ShoddyVariety October 26, 2020

Kirbying

Eating something so fast you practically inhale it and become it in it's entirety.

My cousin spent all weekend Kirbying his wife and now he's more of a pussy than before.

by Dr. Jumba Jookiba July 16, 2016

Kirby

A little cute pink ball that can destroy planets, universes, stars. He can literally destroy everything.

Think about it. Kirby has to be the most powerful fictionnal character of all time.

by ThingsIdRatherNotSay July 30, 2018

Kirby

A nasty perverted gay ass guy. He is such a player! Kirby's tend to have blonde hair and are fat

1" Ewww, did u look at him? He must be a Kirby!"

by i'm_a_boss_a$$_bitch May 1, 2014

Kirby

Kirby; A large, pink amima, with four false feet, that sucks in DNA and rejects non-helpful DNA.

Kirby is so cute!

by TITANICiceberg50 April 21, 2018

Kirby

A pink puffball that sucks up everything like a little fat boy at a Golden Coral

Well I pulled a Kirby and ate my best friend

by Fatman’s World August 13, 2020

Kirby

An absolute god of destroction and pain from which none can escape. Usually take the form of a pink sphere with stubs for arms and red ellipses for legs.

A: "dude look out kirby's behind you"!

by Kirby lancer sans August 1, 2019