Kickstand

It's the severity of the sucking up that denotes whether the person kisses ass, sucks dick or kickstands. Sucking dick so hard one actually kickstands or the kickstand of the individual getting their dick sucked.

Jane: "Sue is like the boss' kickstand"
Bob: "And the boss kickstands his boss, so on and so fourth"
Debbie: "It's like a kickstand fiesta. Fuck my life"
Joe: "I wish I could kickstand my way to the top but my ass is still sore"

by AmadeusIII April 4, 2010

Louisiana kickstand

A large fake penis that fits over your real penis, allowing you to have sex with a loose woman more effectively. The best ones have a bumpy, ridged texture, like alligator skin.

-I'd like to slip her the Louisiana kickstand if you know what I'm sayin'.
-Huh? Not really.
-No one appreciates the subtext.

by Crymsunskai October 22, 2008

kickstand

When guy is laying down on his stomach and has a boner.

Mike was laying on his towel tanning then he got a kickstand and had to get up

by Jessus's third cousin June 27, 2010

Kickstand

Sleeping with your face propped up on a penis.

When a woman falls asleep while sucking a cock, and is leaning on that cock. She's using the "Kickstand".

by Willie Wanka November 29, 2010

Kickstand Trip

A kickstand trip is when a couple of friends are walking together in a group, and one person is behind another, and he/she who is behind the other person, proceeds to kick their leg outwards in the same fashion, you kick out a kickstand on a bike.

"ouch bro! Why'd you kickstand trip me"!!!!

by King Dee D September 3, 2011

Kangaroo Kickstand

A large penis used as support to keep a persons body up while resting

Q: How is Andy Cole standing like that?
A: Oh he's just using his kangaroo kickstand

by Che Riot December 26, 2011

Kickstand

A kickass all-girl band that plays loud rock and metal, causing all men within hearing and seeing distance to get righteous kickstands.

"Hey man, those chicks in that band Kickstand GAVE me a kickstand."

"My girl loves to go with me to see that band Kickstand because it gives me a kickstand that lasts all night."

by Jolee Jashan August 23, 2011