kibble

cash

Dude I need a bag,you got any kibble on ya?

by Jocko Stabbage May 2, 2009

Kibble-Digger

The animal version of a gold digger, usually a cat, that only shows affection towards it's human master(s) when it wants food.

"Your bitch of a cat just scratched the shit out of me when I tried to pet her! Just 5 minutes ago it jumped on my lap and was acting like I was made out of catnip! I fed her, and now she acts like I'm the dog that raped her kittens!"

"Yeah, sorry. She's a total kibble-digger. Got what she wanted and moved on."

by xcelsior! November 30, 2011

Kibble

A giant Ukrainian four-leaved clover that consists of cheese, aluminum, socrates, millenium, glucose, sucrose, and millberry pies.

The night is young, so let's go fetch us some kibble. How'd you like to come, Horatio?

by Jonny Twotime November 9, 2007

kibbles and bits

Slang for scraps of crack rocks, as an alluson to the dog food. Often as picked out of the carpet.

He was so strung out he was smoking kibbles and bits off the floor, though it was probably drywall.

by Zyklon-B February 14, 2004

Kibble

My friend Kimberly, Kim or Kibble.

Hi Kibble!

by Erin Wanksta June 7, 2003

Kibbles and Bits

A reference to a male dog's genitalia, sometimes used to describe the act of having sex with a dog.

Jim: I feel so sick after those Kibbles and Bits I had for breakfast.
Bob: Maybe you shouldn't eat dog food.
Jim: No, that's not it. My dick hurts cause i fucked my dog this morning.

by mofoshoyo May 14, 2009

Kibbles and Bits

To get small chinks of weed in your mouth when smoking a joint, pipe, or blunt. (not a good thing at all)

Damn Get that pipe a screen! i got kibbles and bits all in my mouth!

by duhveed October 7, 2009