Kirstened

The act of getting so drunk that you make the decision to let multiple random men penetrate you.

Girl 1: I don't remember what I did last night. I was so drunk.

Girl 2: How do you not remember getting Kirstened last night by those 5 guys from the bar?

Girl 1: Oh know, not again.

by bigbbbad2 November 13, 2011

Kirsten

A girl who holds in her farts until her farts turn into burps.

I’ve known Kirsten my whole life and she’s never farted but she burps constantly and they smell like shit.

by Annemarie6391 August 20, 2018

Kirsten

Some crazy bitch that is a great friend and loves to stick up for her friends by kicking the shit outta fat blonde bitches and biting then and "giving them hep C" when in all reality the whore already had it from her old druggie boyfriends. Kirsten is beautiful inside and out and has the best personality. She is a great person and anyone who meets her is the luckiest son of a bitch ever. She also has a thing for short chubby half japanese half mexican girls.

"Did you see kirsten kick that fat bitches ass?"

"Hi my name is kirsten and i love mexicans"

by pacotacoasianchick February 04, 2010

Kirstening

The act of a couple in love going very well until it finally stops. Because the girl has been with the boyfriend's best friend for a bit and has been keeping it "Blackmailingly" secret.

While Kirstening their relationship I realised i'm a cunt!

by Wittlebee November 16, 2010

Kirsten

Kirsten is a raging christian

did you see that Kirtsen? she's only ever at church. what a raging christian. such a kirsten

by sound bro x May 15, 2020

Kirsten

A Kirsten is a very interesting animal. Kirsten’s always have their eyelashes on fleek and always carry glue on them. A Kirsten always side with their girlfriend no matter what . Although Kirsten’s can be good friends, they can be snakes in the long run so it’s crucial to be careful when you are friends with one. They typically have accents and are bad drivers. Kirsten’s normally become friends with you by looking at your outfit and complimenting you.

The other day my eyelashes started falling off and Kirsten came in clutch and gave me eyelash glue.

by Varmint110 August 24, 2019

Kirsten

The finest girl in the world, she has the finest jawline and the sweetest smile. Shes finer than a smushed snickersbar. Personally I wouldn't eat a snickersbar off the ground, but if it was her I'd jump down and eat it with no hands. She has the finest body and the sweetest smile and she deserves to know she puts a smile on everyones face. Her heart is delicate and her imagination is amazing.

Damn that girl Kirsten really makes my heart skip a beat. She makes mine skip 20beats.

by Big day4200 July 08, 2019