salty kernel

Chunky Semen

I got that salty kernel stuck in my throat.

by Kernel69 March 23, 2017

kernel modeset

thing that sets display resolution on your PC, a nerdy way of saying kms

"my crush got turned off by my linux rambling I'm going to commit kernel modeset" - OP

by iskam October 13, 2023

Throat Kernel

Description
A lump of white, perfectly aged mouth bacteria that is nestled in a cozy and wet tonsil crevices. The throat kernel resembles a carton of week old cottage cheese left in the hot desert sun.
The cause is unknown but oral bacteria may contribute to their formation.

Hey I think you may have a throat kernel, your breath smells like a dead cat rotting in the hot dessert sun.

I just coughed up a piece of cottage cheese but haven’t eaten any in weeks. It tastes like a dirty ass mixed with a dead cat rotting in the hot dessert sun.

by Kubawolf October 2, 2020

Kernell

Usually a “Pretty” guy who has a charm of a lion, very sleek In nature and most often than non is a great leader

You gotta have a Kernell is your guy

by Nit November 24, 2021

Kernel

Kernel: Somebody who is cornier than a cornball.

“Dude, Trenton’s a Kernel!” Malachi laughed

by Mal, The unstable May 29, 2025

Kernel-pult

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which hurls corn kernels and butter at zombies, but has a chance to throw butters at the Zombies.

"Kernel-pult is a pretty good plant for me in conjunction with Snow Peashooter, it can be mind-blowing which this one small combination of plants."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking

When a person in military uniform sneaks into your house and puts unpopped corn kernels in your penis hole. Then he heats up the kernals till they pop, still inside your penis.

This was used as a torture method in the Cold War.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Josh last night?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Someone snuck into his house last night and gave him the good ol' Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking.
Guy 2: Damn, I wonder if he ate the pop corn after?

by DrSeaman February 28, 2025