Obi-Swan Kenobi

Acronym of “Only Best In Stat Wars And Nothing Kriffing Else, NObody Bashing It”

“I can’t stand The Last Jedi. Disney and Ruin have killed Star Wars”

“Obi-Swan Kenobi. We can’t be friends anymore buddy. You are one of those toxics always just trying to kill everyones buzz.”

by Jamjarito January 13, 2019

kenobi-ism

A statement which is true ... from a certain point of view.

The defining Kenobi-ism: “A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father.”

by darbs-darby-darbs October 08, 2022

Kenobi-ism

A religion centered around worshiping the fictional character Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars. Practitioners of this religion can mainly be found on r/prequelmemes

David: Do you believe in kenobi-ism?
Jane: Yes, I’m a common practitioner

by PonianYoutube July 13, 2021

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Meme. Obi Wan is a fucking meme.

Just above to Shrek and Bully Maguire, Obi-Wan Kenobi is the God of Memes.

by nubnerd24 November 28, 2020

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Space-Jesus

Guy 1: Man.. I am so religious
Guy 2: Really? What do you believe in?
Guy 1: Space-Jesus Obi-Wan Kenobi!

by johnny12340 May 13, 2021

obi wap kenobi

when the pussy has the high ground

bro now i know why they call her obi wap kenobi

by niftypeach September 27, 2020

Slowbi Wan Kenobi

1. Sluggish drivers on the road that are wise beyond their years, but slow beyond all belief. They easily scare, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers.

"Man, what took you so long to get here?"

"Sorry, I got stuck behind a couple of Slowbi Wan Kenobis on the highway."

by The_Naked_Snake October 04, 2015